Sayonara Suri. Keep in touch Kingston. Your reign as Tinseltown's top tots has officially come to an end now that I have fallen in love with Honor Marie Alba.
Wasn't sure that I was ready to give my heart over to another baby -- especially since I can't stand mama -- but it turns out that I'm powerless to resist the unenthusiastic charms of Miss Honor.
Every day, Jessica -- playing good (unemployed) mommy -- takes Honor to the park where she swings, slides and zips, all the while looking totally uninterested.
I mean, have you ever seen a more disenchanted baby? I frakking love it. I simply can not get enough of Honor's frowns. I've actually begun to wonder if Jessica keeps bringing Honor to the park in an effort to make her smile.
"But doctor, I put her on the slide, in the swings, I've taken her to the zoo, the carnival, the circus, the movies, Bloomingdales, Saks, red carpet parties, Hollywood premieres -- nothing! I can't get my baby to smile!" Well thank jeebus for that, I like my Honor filled with disdain.