Is that the sound of violins we hear? Poor, poor Jessica Alba said her post-baby body will never be the same as the one she showed off in flicks such as “Into the Blue” and “Sin City.”
“I can’t ever get down to the weight I was before I had [3-year-old daughter] Honor,” the “Good Luck Chuck” star, who is expecting her second child with husband Cash Warren, told Allure magazine. “My body’s just different. The jeans just sort of zip up differently, and things hang differently. “It’s a miracle what happens, but you definitely are different afterward. Unless you’re Gisele [Bündchen].”
Ahem. Honey, you may not be Gisele, but you’re Jessica Alba, for crying out loud! If you don’t want to feel the wrath of millions of stretch-marked moms, you probably shouldn’t complain on record about your post-childbirth bod being slightly less slammin’ than it used to be.